Ain't Getting None

Was on Craig's List this morning just checking the action. When this post came to my attention:

 "I'll be at Walmart today about 2:30. Looking for some fun, I'll be in the back by the men's restroom. Just wink and I'll follow in for some fun."

Umm ...

Seriously?

This is proof that Darwinism is still a work in progress. What's the issue with this post?

• Police - Okay so you've just alerted the police that you are going to be doing activities that will get you arrested in a bathroom stull at Wal-Mart. At 2:30 p.m. Why not just draw them a map?
• Wal-Mart - Yeah, if the police are not interested - you've also now alerted the folks at Wally World that you'll be in their bathroom stull at 2:30 p.m. Now, having been to enough Wal-Marts I'm not holding out hope they could actually figure this out -- but it only takes on very-surprised grandpa to come walking out to get your ass hauled off to jail.
• Quality - Okay, so I'm reading this and the cock picture doesn't look too bad -- but then there really isn't much difference from a to b. But then it hits me. He's going to be "walking around" a Wal-Mart waiting for someone to hook up with. Serously? This just has a bad-ending pre-written into it.
  
• Participants - Okay, so I've rattled off the reasons this guy is a moron. But you know some dumber-than-him jackoff will show up.

Okay, so I'm getting annoyed with the idea of other people having sex. My love life has gone down even more. Not even "cuddling" now. Enough bitching from my corner. I'll go grow a pair.

Posted by Me on 07-07-2010 21:09:00 | Permalink | Add your own comment, currently 1 comment(s)

 I am a huge fan of several things ...

• Great Writing
• Baseball
• Porn -- especially well-written erotica, nice bbw porn isn't too far behind
• Photography
• yada, yada

Every once in a while it is really cool to have a chance for these two worlds to come together. As a former professsional writer and also a public relations writing whore I always am looking for good stories.

To that end I have been reading Help a Reporter Out on a daily basis and having the opportunity to hook myself and friends up with chances to appear online or in print as a strategic expert in their field of specialty.

Well this week a post came across where a writer was looking to do a behind-the-scenese piece on the porn industry. Well, I've been following beautiful Kelly Shibari on twitter for a while now and headed over to her Web site to forward the information to her.

Got a reply today that it looks like this could be a really good connection for her.

I'm as happy for her as she makes me with her videos. :

Posted by Me on 26-06-2010 20:51:00 | Permalink | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

I love to see a woman with curves -- those large breasts, beautiful faces, and large volumptious ass -- and they do something special for me.

I enjoy porn and know that fetishes are all over the board.

But Feedherfuckher ?

Personally, I think it is disgusting. To each there own, but I think it is really sick.

What about you?

Posted by Me on 24-06-2010 11:58:38 | Permalink | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

I found this photo of Veronica Vaughn on PuffyChicks.com and it got me to thinking about how sexy it can to have something left to the imagination.

Don't take that wrong I love the sweet view of nipples, ass, and pussy lips as the next guy - or girl. However, there is a level of intrigue that comes from seeing a lady with just a hot little number.

You are wondering ...

• is she wearing panties?
• are the nipple pierced?
• is it as hot as it looks?

Maybe its too much porn, but I find this so much sexier than her later pictures where she's buck-ass naked with fingers in her hot little slit.

Posted by Me on 24-06-2010 05:16:44 | Permalink | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Was in Columbus for a meeting this morning and on the way home I decided to swing through The Lion's Den .

It has been a while since I'd visited this adult play ground (and it was actually my first visit to this location).

And I was absolutely amazed to see a handful of people in the store browsing through the selections. I guess, I'd thought with the advent of Internet purchases and browsing that these adult superstores would be almost Amish.

But it was walking into the store, I got that old "pitter-patter" in my heart as you had little feeling of being dirty and hoping for soon to find that special publication, video, or toy that would relieve your stress.

It was only a matter of minutes looking at the store's selection of adult magazines that my blood began to drain into my groin area and my entire body turned into a hyper-sensitive sex machine. Every magazine cover, every moan from the educational DVD on the television, every gasp as another synthetic pussy slid through my fingers.

It was easily one of the most purely sexual moments I've had in a long time. I found myself pulling away from the store with nothing new in the toy box; but my "free" hand was gently rubbing my blood-filled balls and half-hard cock.

Posted by Me on 21-06-2010 14:40:05 | Permalink | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

This is from "pussylover" on xTube and is one of my favorites.

I've always gone for the girls that look like the neighbor next door. I love to play sports and I'm a bigger guy. So I want a girl that I'm not going to break, but is a wonderful person to be around.

I miss blowjobs. It's been a long time. I'd say its been six years since I had one. But not 100 percent sure on that ... mind gets fuzzy after a while.

Posted by Me on 21-06-2010 14:15:13 | Permalink | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)